44 Sex Acts In One Week

Like Kate Hudson in How To Lose A Guy In Ten Days, I want to write about things that matter. So:

44 Sex Acts In One Week is the story of two people, brought together against their will, faced with an impossible task: Have every possible kind of sex before the end of the week.

Strap yourself in: It’s going to get kinky and emotional.


Celina Valderrama is a writer for gossip blog SheSquad and on the verge of financial ruin. Her chance at a real job contract comes when her boss instructs her to review a new book entitled The 44 Sex Acts You Must Try Before You Die.

Celina has until Friday to review all 44 acts. If she can pull it off, she’ll finally get a permanent contract.

There’s just one problem: Celina is very, very single.

There’s just one possible candidate who may be able to help: SheSquad’s talented but arrogant photographer, Alab Delusa.

Now, it’s a race against time as Celina and Alab run the gamut of the human sexual experience. From vanilla to kinky, dress-ups to BDSM, analingus to orgies, with no time for pleasure or a breather: two people who hate each other must pull off an Olympian feat of endurance stunt fucking.

Over the course of one epic week, lines will be crossed, boundaries will be broken, raw edges will be exposed and feelings will be revealed.


The script is still in development, but you’re welcome to read this short extract, featuring more than one sex scene.